Episodes

Chapter 1
In which we meet our hosts, learn about our characters, and Laura forgets what game we’re playing. Get ready playtesters, we’re ramping up fast! Sabux is headed home to the Olive Branch, his family's inn. Meanwhile, Anisette is woken up by a loud knock at the door to his shop by the insurance collectors, Maul and Gurk  In the temple district, Mona is also woken by Sister Isabel. See more... Mona, Sabux, and Anisette follow the halfling they saved in the Bazaar to his leather working shop and then get a reading from a fortune teller. See more... Anisette, Mona and Sabux travel to The 9 Hells with Samantha, purchase a copy of Magda Seen and walk to the Crows Nest. See more... In the fourth verse of our tale. Anisette and Sabux look into the Demon attacks across the city while Mona does a bit of (ok…a lot of) day drinking. See more... In the fifth verse of our tale, our loveable heroes Anisette, Mona and Sabux meet at the Nine Hells. They travel across the Warrens making stops along the way at some of Melach’s most popular locales. See more... Our heroes Anisette, Mona and Sabux go their separate ways to explore three of the treasured locales of Melach. See more... Mona picks up Sabux from the bar, Anisette wraps up his lovely date with Tiffany, and all of our heroes journey to Sophonisba's house to see what she wants from Mona. See more... Our heroes make their final decisions about whether or not to team up with Sophonisba and murder Gisko. See more... Our heroes honor the life of Sabux’s grandfather Saul by attending his funeral. See more... Things continue to go bad for our heroes as we wait on tenterhooks to find out the fate of Sabux. See more... The chaos of the Battle at Graveyard Hill has calmed and the fallout begins. See more... Our heroes discover the fate of The 9 Hells after the passing of Iron. See more... Sabux learns how to run a bar all on his own. Tiffany prepares for adventure, and Pink and Smooth perform the most punk rock show you’ve ever not actually heard. See more... We learn what happened after the long night at The 9 Hells. See more... Our heroes take some MORE time to figure out how the financial world of Melach works. See more... We follow Maul to the end of the line in the high rise condominium. See more... We find out the ethical alignment of our stressed out adventurers. See more... WE ENCOUNTER OUR FIRST PUZZLE! See more... Our tale our heroes spend some time to collect themselves and ponder the way ahead. See more... Our heroes further explore the city underneath the city of Melach. See more... Our heroes move deeper into the underground city. See more...
 * Episode 0 - Preface
 * Chapter 1, Verse 1 - Are There Other Ways?
 * Chapter 1, Verse 2 - Four is Also A Number
 * Chapter 1, Verse 3 - I Imagine You're Going to Do Something With That Bag of Fish
 * Chapter 1, Verse 4 - How Can A Corner Be Out of Order?
 * Chapter 1, Verse 5 - Avoid the Void
 * Chapter 1, Verse 6 - May Lystra Bless Your Seed
 * Chapter 1, Verse 7 - I Love Street Meat
 * Chapter 1, Verse 8 - Nobody Bows to Butlers
 * Chapter 1, Verse 9 - Just Enough to See My Little Goblin Butt
 * Chapter 1, Verse 10 - I Feel Happy of Myself
 * Chapter 1, Verse 11 - Don't Counter Talk Me Boy
 * Chapter 1, Verse 12 - Mom! Let's Do Some Shots!
 * Chapter 1, Verse 13 - The Taste That Kids Love
 * Chapter 1, Verse 14 - The Pink and Smooth Clause
 * Chapter 1, Verse 15 - Drowned in a Brook
 * Chapter 1, Verse 16 - Everybody's a Rogue At Their Art
 * Chapter 1, Verse 17 - Let's See How Hard You Pray
 * Chapter 1, Verse 18 - Not a Crit But a Hit
 * Chapter 1, Verse 19 - All I got Was This Lousy Casserole
 * Chapter 1, Verse 20 - She Has Only Got to Say Silence and Death
 * Chapter 1, Verse 21 - Robin My Wayfinder

Chapter 2
Our heroes return to the upper lands of the Warrens and find out what happens next after earning gold and saving so many lives in the Warrens. See more... Our heroes meet with Sophonisba to seek permission to pull their “hero?” See more... Welcome to James O'Barr High in the town of Point Grey. The year is 1996. Join in as our weird crew role-plays all of our deepest, darkest, carnal desires as high schoolers. See more... Join us back on the beachside football field/party area/cliff overhang as we explore the mysterious disappearances happening around Point Grey. See more... Our heroes venture forth to meet their second member of the Saba’a. See more... Our heroes make their way on to The Sea Tramp and set forth on an adventure! See more... Our heroes figure out what to do with the boat they just commandeered. See more... Our heroes unite at The good ol' 9 Hells to discuss future plans. See more... Our heroes must prepare themselves to meet Queen Dido! See more... Our heroes begin by after a squabble was had and they go their separate ways. See more... Our heroes chat more with Ian about the mystery of Satviki's random word "Riverwood". See more... Question everything!! Okay well maybe just us. See more... Anisette, Mona, and Sabux venture down to explore the underground city. See more... Our heroes blunder from one dangerous encounter to the next and find themselves in a deeper peril than they expect. See more... Our heroes recover from their battle with the gelatinous cube. See more... Our heroes find out how badly trapped doors are. See more... Our heroes mull over the evenings events. See more... Our heroes leave town with a small platoon of the city guard to investigate claims of gnolls attacking refugees on the way in to Melach. See more... Our heroes speak with Hannibal about the dangers they had encountered in the Rashindu Plains. See more... Our heroes fight off the incoming Gnoll ambush. See more... Anisette, Mona, and Sabux accompany the band of refugees back to Melach. See more... Our heroes begin another day in Melach taking care of business. See more... Our heroes finish up their menial tasks before heading off to prepare for their date nights. See more... Our heroes finish up their dates and get back to business. See more... Our heroes meet with the Buff Tan Santa Claus, Ian, to decide what needs to be done next to protect the Refugees and the citizens of Melach. See more... Our heroes make final arrangements before heading off to visit the queen. See more... Our heroes get ready for an extended absence from Melach before they attend the Queen's award ceremony. See more...
 * Chapter 2, Verse 1 - Oh! So Many Gloryholes!
 * Chapter 2, Verse 2 - Sisterhood of the Traveling Demon Pants
 * Interlude - Monster Hearts - 1 of 2 - Wavy Fingers
 * Interlude - Monster Hearts - 2 of 3 - Some Sweet Lovin
 * Chapter 2, Verse 3 - What Do You Know About the Sea Tramp
 * Chapter 2, Verse 4 - Best Tie Job in the World
 * Chapter 2, Verse 5 - For Sure the Big Spoon
 * Chapter 2, Verse 6 - Bow, B.O.W, Bastards of the Warrens
 * Chapter 2, Verse 7 - Make You Look Like a Peacock
 * Chapter 2, Verse 8 - Blood Type is D+
 * Chapter 2, Verse 9 - Your Taint Has Been Removed
 * Interlude - Q&A Number 1
 * Chapter 2, Verse 10 - Zombie Blood in my Mouth
 * Chapter 2, Verse 11 - See the Size of That Chicken?
 * Chapter 2, Verse 12 - Matt Demon
 * Chapter 2, Verse 13 - Pizza Rolls!!!
 * Chapter 2, Verse 14 - "Splorch!"
 * Chapter 2, Verse 15 - Boobies of Life
 * Chapter 2, Verse 16 - Juicy Doo We Do
 * Chapter 2, Verse 17 - Cursed Gnoll More
 * Chapter 2, Verse 18 - Hamilton, Hamilcar, Hannibal
 * Chapter 2, Verse 19 - Buff Tan Santa Clause
 * Chapter 2, Verse 20 - Kiss Me With Your Blood Stained Lips
 * Chapter 2, Verse 21 - Rage Boner
 * Chapter 2, Verse 22 - Black Velvet
 * Chapter 2, Verse 23 - Welcome To Ropa!
 * Chapter 2, Verse 24 - Bow to Butlers, Kneel to Queens

Chapter 3
Our knights of the realm party till the wee hours as guests of honor. Or queen's friends if you will. See more... Our heroes come down off the high of the ball and plan out their next move. See more... Our heroes journey out into the plains. See more... Our intrepid adventurers plunge deeper into the Rashindu Plains. See more... our heroes do battle with a LAND SHARK! See more... Our heroes trek ever closer to Fort Kalifas. See more... Our band of heroes find sanctuary within the sheltering walls of the abandoned Rashindu village. See more... Our band of heroes are trapped inside the sheltering walls of the Rashndi village. See more... Will our heroes, weakened and depleted, have what it takes to survive? See more... Our heroes step out of the frying pan and into the fire. See more... Anisette and Baru go on the prowl and our heroes brace themselves for the arrival of The Hurler. See more... Beset by enemies on all sides, Anisette, Mona, and Sabux fight for their lives and for the lives of their friends. See more... Swarmed by hyenas and with the Hurler still on the prowl, our noble warriors fight for their lives. See more... Our heroes, all beaten and battered yet victorious, nurse their wounds. See more... Anisette and Sabux come face to face with a familiar foe as they seek answers from the dead. See more... Scattered across the plains and burdened with yet another tragic loss, our heroes must find their own way to Fort Kaifas. See more...
 * Chapter 3, Verse 1 - Cute Girl Bop
 * Chapter 3, Verse 2 - You Stop Grumping, Grumpy Pants
 * Chapter 3, Verse 3 - Fancy Pony
 * Chapter 3, Verse 4 - Roll Free, Drink Hard
 * Chapter 3, Verse 5 - Not With A 2 Baru
 * Chapter 3, Verse 6 - That's Dumb, I Love You
 * Chapter 3, Verse 7 - This is A Tropical Assault
 * Chapter 3, Verse 8 - Maveth Told Me to Say Hello
 * Chapter 3, Verse 9 - Oh Good, Skellys
 * Chapter 3, Verse 10 - It's Australian For Beer
 * Chapter 3, Verse 11 - He's Got A Song In His Heart, It's Called Bourbon
 * Chapter 3, Verse 12 - Take the Girl
 * Chapter 3, Verse 13 - Back to Back Murder Champ
 * Chapter 3, Verse 14 - There's Your Guidance Sound:
 * Chapter 3, Verse 15 - I Give You Tacos You Give Me This
 * Chapter 3, Verse 16 - Shroom Stew

Chapter 4
Safe behind the walls of Fort Kalifias and reunited with Robin at long last, of intrepid adventurers make plans. See more... After a week of travel fraught with heartache and disaster, our heroes take some much needed time to decompress. See more... Leaping from the backs of soaring dire bats, our triumphant triad plunges down. See more... Mona & The Disaster Boys face off against a familiar foe. See more... Upon defeating the base’s cleaning service, our heroes find themselves faced with wonders the likes they have never seen. See more... Having defeated the lone ghast, our heroes dive deeper into the mysterious of this strange place. See more... Anisette. Mona and Sabux fight for their lives against the twisted, malformed, undead elves. See more... Anisette, Mona & Sabux race against time to find the key card. See more... Mona, Anisette and Sabux are finally delving into the deepest reaches of the military instillation, Mona, Anisette and Sabux. See more... Our heroes are faced with one of the most dreaded foes. A puzzle. See more... Our heroes, feeling reinvigorated, attempt to head up to the main level and fly themselves out of there. See more... The heat is on in the Wealhouse as Anisette, Mona & Sabux must overcome themselves. See more... Mona & The Disaster Boys prepare to bring the pain to the forces of the Daughter of Hate. See more... Our heroes, split up with no plan to meet again, discover the fallout from their actions in Verse 13. See more... After saying their heartfelt goodbyes, Anisette, Mona & Sabux travel back to Melach. See more... Having come upon the Keep of the Sorcerer king Anisette, Darib Mona & Sabux aim to sneak their way inside. See more... Inside the walls of the keep of the Sorcerer King, our heroes totally blow the element of surprise. See more... Split up, our heroes know that the Daughter of Hate awaits them. See more... Reunited within the keep of the sorcerer king, Mona & the Disaster Boys ascend to the heights of the keep. See more... With the Daughter of Hate out of the way, the party should be rejoicing, why aren't they? See more... Down deep in a trash pit, our reluctant heroes hurry to free the fifty goblins that are being held captive somewhere in the bowls of the keep. Will they make it in time? See more... A new ally arrives from an unexpected quarter. Plans are made. Something interesting is found in the dungeons of the sorcerer king. See more... What is this strangulations knife our heroes found? See more... With their plans set and their goodbyes said, our heroes set out towards Fort Kalifas. See more.... Faced with another puzzle from the amazing Wally D, our heroes must use all their wits to find their way out. See more... Faced with a grisly murder scene, our heroes split up to fetch the authorities. See more... Now looking their best, our unlikely heroes trek into the Bosque woods. See more... Finally reaching the ancient ruins outside of Rosa, our heros stumble into the the idle of a blood-soaked ritual. See more... Mona & the Disaster Boys uncover some truths about the original purpose of these forsaken ruins. See more...
 * Chapter 4, Verse 1 - He Thinks He’s A Wizard
 * Chapter 4, Verse 2 - Super Baby
 * Chapter 4, Verse 3 - I’ll Bend Your Canyon
 * Chapter 4, Verse 4 - A Trivial Encounter
 * Chapter 4, Verse 5 - Biggest Genitals You Ever Saw
 * Chapter 4, Verse 6 - My Hero Points Hurt
 * Chapter 4, Verse 7 - It Ain’t Fun Dip
 * Chapter 4, Verse 8 - Perception Check
 * Chapter 4, Verse 9 - We Can Beat Him
 * Chapter 4, Verse 10 - The Pump Primes Backward
 * Chapter 4, Verse 11 - I Got A 4!
 * Chapter 4, Verse 12 - Shaft Manipulation
 * Chapter 4, Verse 13 - Playing Cards While the World Ends
 * Chapter 4, Verse 14 - Friends Don’t Take Friends Body’s
 * Chapter 4, Verse 15 - Baptism of Bastardness
 * Chapter 4, Verse 16 - Four Corners of A Circle
 * Chapter 4, Verse17 - The Only Pain I Ever Gnome
 * Chapter 4, Verse 18 - Flutterbys In Your Tum-Tum
 * Chapter 4, Verse 19 - I Forgot About the Laser Boobs
 * Chapter 4, Verse 20 - That Ain’t Cow
 * Chapter 4, Verse 21 - Trash Heroes
 * Chapter 4, Verse 22 - Reshi
 * Chapter 4, Verse 23 - I’m not thinking, I’m doing
 * Chapter 4, Verse 24 - I’ll See You In Another Life
 * Chapter 5, Verse 25 - The Hinky Die Dies
 * Chapter 4, Verse 26 - Thighs of War
 * Chapter 4, Verse 27 - Hostie With the Mostie
 * Chapter 4, Verse 28 - Tevin & Torak
 * Chapter 4, Verse 29 - Night Thing In A Dusty Study

Chapter 5
Mona & the Disaster Boys find their homecoming not as joyous as they would have hoped. See more... Anisette, Mona and Sabux have a meeting with Queen Dido, then come to a world changing revelation. See more... After a bustling night at the 9 Hells & 9 Belles, our heroes start to search for their missing friend. See more... As Mona and Sabux “investigate” the opium den beneath The Void. See more... A horrific scene greets our heroes as they investigate Randy’s apartment. See more... Anisette, Mona and Sabux face off against their hated foe, Jeff. See more... After defeating one of their most hated foes, Mona & the Disaster Boys investigate warehouse 19. See more... Aboard the Claymore, our heroes sail their way across the Sulah sea. See more... Our heroes make contact with the beautiful and mysterious Maven Kraft. See more... Mona & the Disaster Boys must get Professor Wolfstone outside of the anti-magic field. See more... Our heroes teleport into the midst of a Vez prison camp outside Riverwood. See more... This is it. Our super-sized, extra-large, quadruple-decker season finale! See more...
 * Chapter 5, Verse 1 - Accounting: The Roleplaying Game
 * Chapter 5, Verse 2 - The Best Kind Of Lie
 * Chapter 5, Verse 3 - Just the Guy Who Ended the World
 * Chapter 5, Verse 4 - I Like Drinking Outside
 * Chapter 5, Verse 5 - Mona Did It
 * Chapter 5, Verse 6 - Meat in the Disaster Boys Sandwich
 * Chapter 5, Verse 7 - Ding Dong the Jeff is Dead
 * Chapter 5, Verse 8 - Wait…Are We Rolling Athletics?
 * Chapter 5, Verse 9 - That’s Why I’m Primal Like This
 * Chapter 5, Verse 10 - Say Oh Goodness One More Time…
 * Chapter 5, Verse 11 - I Made Our Minis Hug
 * Chapter 5, Verse 12 - Live and Let Die

Chapter 1
Six months after the explosion, our heroes find out how lived and who died. See more... Our heroes meet back up at The 9 Hells to discuss, “what comes next?”. See more... We take a look inside the minds of three delegates sent to Queen Dido. See more... Our heroes face off with another “trival” encounter that rocks their world. See more... After the surviving the battle with the two etins, Mona & the Disaster Boys continue north. See more... Our heroes must fight for their lives while still coming down off their mushroom high. See more... Climb aboard with Mona and the Disaster Boys, onto the Salty Kraken to sail the seas of the skies. See more... Aboard The Salty Kraken, Anisette and Ugly Eye make an unsettling discovery. See more... Our heroes must choose between having the Salty Kraken boarded or defying holy law. See more... After surviving the fight with the celestials, our heroes settle in for some well-deserved R&R. See more... The journey in the air to Lystrania nears its end, our heroes must decide what to do next. See more... Our heroes plunge into the inky black abyass of the sacred caves. See more... Will Anisette, Mona, and Sabux find their way through the tricks and traps of the sacred caves? See more... They must fight for their lives against the toughest beast they’ve faced so far. See more... Having survived the fight of their llives, our heroes explore in inner sanctum of the Sacred Caves. See more... Our heroes uncover a secret entrance leading down into the ancient catacombs. See more... Will Mona & the Disaster Boys solve the puzzle in time? See more... Our heroes find Mona’s ex-lover embroiled in heated conversation. See more... Our sexy teens are back, and Point Grey will never be the same! See more... Something dark is happening in Point Grey, and no one can be trusted. See more... Mona & the Disaster Boys have roused a winged, scaled monstrosity. See more... Our heroes stand triumphant on the field of victory. What treasures did their enemies possess? See more... Sabux, Anisette, and Mona trek through the Skald-Berg mountains. See more... The morning after the shargoth attack, our heroes come face to face with a patrol of dwarves. See more... Mona & the Disaster Boys must battle their way to the adamantine mines. See more... Sabux, Anisette, & Mona decide to have one more encounter before reaching the dwarven mines. See more... Mona & the Disaster Boys head through the tunnel found in the tomb of Orothrax. See more...
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 1 - Deep Anxiety in My Soul
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 2 - Friends that do Hand Stuff
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 3 - Never Had to Knock On Wood
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 4 - Boob Holdin’ Hand Layin’
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 5 - Naw Bro, He Died
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 6 - You Have That Spell? I Love That Spell. What Does That Spell Do?
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 7 - Mona’s Tale
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 8 - A Fistful of Dwarves
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 9 - Grab Your Ranged Weapons!
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 10 - Paper Mache Hooks
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 11 - History is a Mess
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 12 - What the Fox is This?
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 13 - Touch it With Your Snake
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 14 - You’re Elixing Blood Right Now
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 15 - I’m Not A Phlebotomist
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 16 - Tug Three Times If You’re Dead
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 17 - I Feel 5 Less Better At Swimming
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 18 - You’re Humannoying Right Now
 * Interlude - Monster Hearts - 3 of 2 - You Can Only Die Once
 * Interlude - Monster Hearts 4 of 2 - No Fear Tank Top
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 19 - Conga Line of Death
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 20 - Six Seconds and You’re Done!
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 21 - Mardok
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 22 - This Isn’t Where I Parked My Car
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 23 - Take That Up the Acid
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 24 - We’ve Made A Horrible Mistake
 * Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 25 - See You In Another Life

Chapter 2
Mona must struggle to bring the slaves she rescued to freedom. See more... Anisette and Sabux must find a place to rest after destroying the dwarven adamantine mine. See more... Reunited around the table, but not on Tychon, our heroes forge their own path. See more... Mona is ambushed while the Disaster Boys investigate a circle of stones. See more... Mona leads her band of refugees as Anisette and Sabux enter a strange cabin. See more... After some strange dreams and prophetic writings, our heroes blaze a new trail to reunite. See more... The Disaster Boys lay siege to the quaint little river village while Mona faces off against a foul demon. See more... Finally our two groups of heroes are on a collision course with each other. See more...
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 1 - Mona
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 2 - The Disaster Boys
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 3 - Sometimes You Gotta Move Back to Move Forward
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 4 - I’m Not There You Can’t Yell At Me
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 5 - Dreaming
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 6 - Dire is Fantasy For Big
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 7 - Let's Have A Threesome!
 * Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 8 - Here We Are, Just Trying to Save the World

Chapter 3
Safe and sound in the town of Kaspian, Mona and the Disaster Boys are back together! See more... Mona and the Disaster Boys find themselves inside the rumored dangerous wizards tower. See more... Safely atop Baceth's tower, our heroes find themselves in a nicely appointed study. See more... Our heroes set sail on Dragons Breath, the trusty vessel of Capt. Johnathon Fogsmoore. See more... Journeying across the arctic ocean, Mona & the Disaster Boys must find ways to occupy their time. See more... Scripts in hand, Mona & the Disaster Boys prepare themselves for their most challenging mission yet. See more... Mona & the Disaster Boys find themselves in the midst of the exploratory arm of the Vez military. See more... Our heroes trudge through the frozen tundra of Rash Qiyah, on a collision course with Club Fun Times. See more... Our heroes find themselves stuck inside a prison of their own design. See more... Mona & the Disaster Boys launch an aerial assault on the arctic village in search of Bodil. See more... Sabux has a heart to heart with Gorefang and learns that Bodil may have headed into the mountains. See more... Inside of the cave that is not a cave, our heroes take the Height Modulator to the upper floors. See more... They started at the bottom, now they’re here; level 3 of this mountain turned military installation. See more... Our heroes yet stand but one of their number has fallen. Will they ever be the same? See more... Hundreds of feet above the frozen Rash Qiyah, our heroes work to bring the battle fortress fully online. See more... Words
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 1 - Show Her Your Thing
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 2 - I Hate Clean Passageways
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 3 - Best Chowder in the Empire
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 4 - Do They Kiss? Do They Kiss?
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 5 - Sea of Bones
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 6 - The Most Least Sexiest Thing
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 7 - Are You Guys Spies?
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 8 - Spell Daddy
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 9 - Travel Mimosas
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 10 - So Now Everyone Can Fly
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 11 - Acio Map!
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 12 - Are You Going To War?
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 13 - Suck it, Devil Boy
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 14 - My name is Nytherax
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 15 - Skin Slip & Slide
 * Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 16 -